Tuesday, April 30, 2024
Opinion

We’ll Never Be as Cool as Breath of the Wild players

As far as we’re concerned, Breath of the Wild players are somewhat legendary. Not because they continue to play a three-year-old game, but because as each day goes by, these players find something incredibly cool to show off on social media. While we were too busy being gay disasters, these folks were busy studying how to triple flip a Guardian in the air.

Now before we carry on, let’s be honest with one another here — we’re gaymers. We’ve never really been considered cool until recently, with gaming becoming more and more accepted by the world at large. While you’ll still hear of the occasional sob story of ‘ah, when I was young I got bullied for liking Dungeons and Dragons,’ we now live in a society that truly could care less if you liked video games or not. Hell, you can even get paid to play video games now.

Regardless, no matter what we do, we truly doubt that we’ll be as cool as all the Breath of the Wild players out there who perform some of the best tricks that we’ve ever seen. We’re just so mind-boggled at the stuff they come up with. Just watch this, you’ll see what we mean.

That’s not even the coolest thing we’ve seen from Breath of the Wild players. Just a look at their subreddit will show a ton of players posting amazing tricks and tips for how to do it, so if you’re interested, we’d recommend you have a look.

As for us? We’re nonces, and are probably just going to continue to play Breath of the Wild as we usually do, smashing that A button and hoping for the best.

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