Great News! Fall Guys are Cursed
Fall Guys may not be on our mind 24/7 anymore, but that hasn’t stopped the creators of the game from making some of the most cursed content that we’ve ever seen. And we’re Gayming Magazine – we’ve seen plenty of cursed content! Sometimes we even create it…
Anyway. The official Fall Guys twitter posted this monstrosity last night, and before you ask, yes, it’s considered part of the Fall Guys lore now.
Not only are Fall Guys taller than they have any right to be, they’ve also got a weird chicken skeleton that has abs and nipples. But, inside, so you don’t see that Fall Guys are super ripped underneath that jelly-like skin. Also where did the lashes from their eyes? Are they stuck inside? How are they not crying all the time? So many questions, and we’re not sure we want the answers.
The artist of this cursed Fall Guys content is Tudor Morris, a Senior Concept Artist who, in our opinion, wants to see us squirm. They posted the original art on their Instagram, stating that while this was done as a joke, it is also a “canonical representation of what’s inside a fall guy.” As to be expected, Morris knew they wouldn’t be as marketable if they didn’t add some cute, jelly suits over their skeleton.
Fall Guys is even more cursed than we thought. It does make us less likely to eating the jelly beans now though – too much crunch.
[UPDATE]
The developer team of Fall Guys have recently posted that, actually, they are very divided on what makes a Fall Guy. Instead of the skeleton monster seen above, they’ve offered this alternative.
If you ask us, while the possibility of Fall Guys being nothing but glowing jelly and a golden heart sounds wonderful – we’ll take the cursed version instead. Adds more character, you know?
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