If You’re Under 6ft, Then You’re Shorter than a Fall Guy
I, Aimee Hart, have been called short many times. It’s something that I’ve just got used to. However, to learn that Mediatonic’s silly bean folk called ‘Fall Guys’ are taller than me is seriously making me consider shoving my feet into heels in the future.
You’d be forgiven for thinking that the size of the Fall Guys are y’know, actual jelly bean size, but you’d be wrong. It looks like that the average size of a Fall Guy is taller than both me and my dog combined. A 6ft guy, with an expressionless face, that has the ability to grab onto you and chuck you into slime whenever it feels like it. That’s some horror movie fuel right there.
If you don’t believe me, look at this whopper of a lad.
That’s taller than almost everyone I know – which doesn’t say a lot because short people stick together. Still, if you had a Fall Guy coming at you, then you’d be hard-pressed to do anything but run away.
In other Fall Guys news, people still consider to be the worst, and the exploit for Block Party has seemingly been fixed. Sorry folks, looks like you’ve just got to ‘gid good’ now.
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