Wednesday, May 8, 2024
Opinion

Star Lord is thicc in Ultimate Alliance 3

My husband and I started playing Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3: The Black Order this week. Originally, I didn’t think the game was going to be for me due to graphics, but after about fifteen minutes and the addition of new characters, I’ve become obsessed with playing the game and leveling up different teams. Oh, and I’m enjoying my time on the Nintendo Switch thanks to two, thick reasons – the thighs on the digitally designed Star Lord. I’m a huge thicc thighs enthusiast and let me tell you, Star Lord is never leaving my team until the game is done.

Chris Pratt is a good looking dude in real life, but I’ve never considered him a piece of steak that will make me drool. He’s carved out a niche as an actor that has propelled him to A-list stardom and he’s really got his body into shape after co-starring in “Parks and Recreation.” The version of Star Lord, from the Guardians of the Galaxy series, that exists in Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3: The Black Order is so much easier on the eyes, and again – those thighs, those thighs, those thighs! The rest of him is pretty good, too, but sometimes I actually read the cut scenes just so he’s on my screen longer.

If you haven’t played the game yet, you should consider it for the body on the comedic action hero. Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3: The Black Order is actually pretty addicting in its own right, and I think Marvel fans will enjoy it thanks to its story-line, list of playable characters, and role playing game aesthetics disguised as a dungeon-crawler. The graphics are a little low, even for Nintendo Switch standards, but it has tremendous replay value and draws you in with familiarity and surprise guests.

And, hey, maybe the design of other characters will suit your fancy like it did with me!

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