Already people want to boink the Ring Fit dragon Dragaux
If someone had told me that I’d be writing about people wanting to initiate a sexual relationship with the Ring Fit dragon, Dragaux, I’d have said ‘yeah, that sounds about right’. That does sound like my particular kind of brand, after all.
For those who are unaware, Dragaux is a very buff, body-builder-like dragon who is the main villain of the Ring Fit campaign. I won’t lie to you all, I have yet to buy the game, but the promise of a dragon in spandex has piqued my interest.
It also seemed to pique everyone else’s interest too. I became aware of the overwhelming thirst for this very buff dragon while browsing through Twitter and seeing the replies to this tweet from Nintendo of America.
Yeah there’s…a lot to unpack from that. I mean, I have many questions. Why is Dragaux lying down in a way the screams ‘draw me like one of your French girls?’ Why is he tapping his muscular thighs in a very inviting way? Why am I getting so worked up over this? None of this makes sense and I’m not happy.
Anyway, it isn’t as though I’m the first to notice how eye-catching Dragaux is. Twitter has already jumped on this thirsty bandwagon, with users like ‘Dracula, but Himbo’ even putting out a poll about whether Dragaux is actually hot or not.
The results are mostly mixed but it seems that ‘yes’ does reign supreme in this instance. I have no idea why, but here are the poll results for ‘science’:
Looking back, however, maybe I shouldn’t be surprised. If it’s on the internet, someone, somewhere, will want to boink it. I’ve seen enough fan-art online to understand that…
But don’t worry, I’m not here to judge. If you want to boink a dragon in gym wear, then that’s up to you.
Looking for more thoughts on Ring Fit Adventure from us? Check out Ed Nightingale’s thoughts after he played it at EGX 2019.
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