Friday, July 19, 2024
Opinion

Hello to nobody but Lae’zel from Baldur’s Gate 3

Lately I’ve noticed that everyone wants a Goth girlfriend, but let me ask you something? Why stick with just that, when you could get a Goth Gith girlfriend? That’s where Lae’zel from Baldur’s Gate 3 comes in.

As of right now, we don’t know much about Lae’zel outside of that she’s a companion that you can recruit, and even romance, in Baldur’s Gate 3. She’s one of the Githyanki, tall and slender with humanoid features and an appetite for destroying absolutely everything that has to do with mind flayers. Considering that these seem to be your enemy in Baldur’s Gate 3, we’re sure she’s going to be having a great time killing them.

There’s just one problem: Lae’zel has a very high chance of being turned into the thing she hates the most. Let’s hope that we get to know her a bit more before that happens, or you know, stop it from happening altogether.

For me, Lae’zel is the most interesting out of the companions we’ve seen so far. She seems to take no shit, has a sharp tongue and has one of the nicest voices I’ve heard. I’m in love with her and want her to have ALL the good things thrown her way. Other companions Wyll, Gale, Asturion, and Shadowheart are all pretty interesting too, but Lae’zel is definitely the companion whose gaze I’d meet across the room and think about it to myself for the next week. Maybe even write a diary entry, if I want to be extra spicy. And I know it’d be great, because Lae’zel is great and can be romanced regardless of what you identify as.

A little like a game called Dragon Age 2.

Anyway. I just want to romance Lae’zel, Larian Studios. Please. I’m thirsty. Water, Lae’zel’s number, a crumb of pure serotonin, I’ll take it all and you won’t hear a complaint from me again. Well, maybe a few, but it’ll mostly drown out once I get a Gith girlfriend. Mostly.

Latest Articles

About The Author