There will be a buttload of buttocks in Death Stranding

October 8, 2019

Death Stranding may still be the most confusing game in existence, but it’s a game that has grabbed our attention nonetheless. So, as you’d expect, we’re not really a little surprised that there will be more than a few butts for our eyes to peruse.

Who those butts belong to, however, remains a mystery. After all, there’s no doubt in our minds that we’ll see Norman Reedus butt at least once, but everyone else’s? Well, we can only cross our fingers and hope against hope it’s Mads Mikkelsen.

Joking aside, the discovery of these many butts came to be after DualShockers took a cheeky peek at ESRB and discovered more than a handful of information to share.

As you may have already guessed, the ESRB website has already listed Death Stranding a rating of M for Mature, citing blood, intense violence, partial nudity, and strong language by the buttloads.

But ESRB further clarified with more detail about what players could expect from this game. They mention Reedus’ character (Sam Porter) as a courier in a post-apocalyptic environment, where he can be attacked by a variety of enemies, ranging from “human settlers” to “ghostly apparitions.”

There are also a number of wildly violent circumstances, but what stands out is this: a handful of scenes depict a character with his buttocks exposed.

First of all, we want to applaud the writer who felt like they could get away with that pun, and secondly, it seems to confirm that despite our musings, it does seem as though it may just be Reedus’ character with his buttocks exposed. Bummer.

Death Stranding is set to release this year on the 8th of November. So, hang onto your butts, as that’s only a month away!

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