The Disaster Lesbian Representation We Need In 2020
Inspired by classic and modern JRPGs, Get in the Car, Loser! is the story of a gay road trip to fight an ancient evil that has reemerged after 1000 years. The game features lesbian feelings, complex mechanics and problems you can solve with violence!
Everyone knows the story of how the great hero of legend Agi of Roses fought the Machine Devil and used the Sword of Fate to seal him away for a thousand years. Now, hateful Machine Devil cultist edgelords are spreading terror in order to summon him again, and the Divine Order that rules over our world claims that fighting them before it’s too late would be “just as bad as them.”
That’s BS, and that’s why three young attendees of the local Academy of Order and one renegade angel from the Divine Order are heading off on a road trip to take the fight to the Machine Devil and his cultists. Will you succeed in your mission to save the world for another thousand years and hit every diner along the road on the way, or will you just be a useless gay disaster?
Get in the Car, Loser! is being developed by Love Conquers All Games and is due for release in 2020. Visit the game website for more info and to sign up for updates.
First Look
Features
- Active time battle system inspired by classic and modern JRPGs—fight strategically and take advantage of each party member’s complementary abilities in order to keep momentum on your side and make it through the gauntlet of fights the road throws at you.
- Equipment-based character progression system: each item offers different abilities based off what character you give it to, and can be rearranged on the fly at any time between fights to create completely different party builds.
- Genre-defying pop soundtrack by Christa Lee, because how can you say it’s battle music if it doesn’t even bang?
- Visual novel inspired dialogue system allows for optimal “shoving your foot in your mouth while shooting the shit in the backseat” experience.
- No sidequests, no maps, no codex entries. Who’s got time for that when the world is in peril?!
- Girls. Just… girls… you know…??? They’re great
Characters
Sam Anon – she/her
Battle Specialty: Support/Ravage
The protagonist of the story, your new goth girlfriend, and the titular loser. She has no idea how she got roped into this trip (it’s because she is a lesbian disaster who would do anything a pretty girl told her to) but is going to try her best anyway. The healer of the party. Catch her hollering at the Machine Devil about how the void belongs to everyone.
Grace Morningstar – she/her
Battle Specialty: Exploit/Destruction
Solid A student/queen bitch of the Academy, and the current wielder of the Sword of Fate (100% stolen). She fights for what’s right and isn’t afraid to drop some BIG DAMAGE to back that up. You should be excited and grateful to have had the chance to have admired her beforeshe becomes the new hero of legend reknowned throughout the land.
Valentin Vaillante – they/them
Battle Specialty: Exploit/Tank
Grace’s cool boyfriend who actually knows how to drive. A former TA at the Academy of Order, currently taking a break to spend the summer smiling in the face of danger. Normally quiet and reserved, but is capable of projecting when it’s time to tank in battle for the entire team… or when they come up with a dumb joke.
Angela – she/her
Battle Specialty: Exploit/Ravage
She big. The Thirty-Second Arm of the Divine Order and an actual literal angel, who has decided she can no longer idly stand by like the rest of the order. She’s not sure if it’s possible for a being operating on her plane of existence to truly relate to humans, but it seems like it would be fun to try. A completely average fighter by intent, since it would disrupt the divine cosmology if she ever unleashed her true power while fighting alongside mortals, even against the Machine Devil.
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