There are already penis fireworks in Animal Crossing
Sometimes, you’ve got to embrace that when it comes to giving players the option to design something, you’re never going to be surprised. That’s what my thoughts would be if I was someone who worked in Nintendo and logged onto Twitter dot com and saw that players have already designed penis fireworks in the new Animal Crossing Fall update.
Because of course there’s already penis fireworks in Animal Crossing. As Patricia Hernandez from Polygon puts it, this truly was inevitable. Because let’s face it, when asked to draw something on the spot, the dick is the easiest thing that comes to mind.
What I really like about the abundance of penis fireworks in Animal Crossing is that some of them can appear next to other patterns. Sometimes, if you’re lucky, you’ll get three dicks in a row. You know, like ducks but… Never mind.
Of course, it isn’t all dicks. We have seen the occasional boob, but really I’m just disappointed that there isn’t more ‘LIGMA? LIGMA BALLS’ fireworks around. Oh well, we’re very patient and will content ourselves with ‘DEEZ NUTS’ for the time being.
What are the wildest ideas you’ve seen transformed into fireworks on Animal Crossing? Let us know in the comments below!
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