Monday, December 23, 2024
Opinion

I Can’t Stop Thinking About That Luigi and Daisy Comic

There are some things in life that just stick with you, always. For some it’s the birth of their child, or the first time some hot person buys you a drink and then performs the horizontal tango with you in a bathroom stall an hour or so later. For me, however, it’s the Luigi and Daisy comic that got passed around on the internet a few days ago.

Look, we’re called Gayming Magazine and it’s well known that many people want to do strictly NSFW things to both our man Luigi, as well as Princess Daisy. It’s just hard facts and to deny it would be like trying to deny that you have a head.

So what do you get when you combine Luigi, Princess Daisy and a mysterious bag full of collars and leashes? Apparently, this comic from Twitter user, _kairy_draws_.

If you ask us, this opens up a lot of questions. Luigi quite clearly is the sub in this relationship – and in most relationships, just ask the Bowser and Luigi fans – but what else does Daisy have up her sleeve? More importantly, why the hell is Mario so clueless? Confirmation that Mario is indeed a virgin? Or perhaps only knows missionary? So. many. questions.

Why can’t I stop thinking about it? This isn’t official confirmation from Nintendo at all, but considering last week I felt as though Luigi was a sexless, but well-meaning young man, this sort of take has shaken up my goddamn mind palace.

This Luigi and Daisy comic is summed up by the original poster’s comment of ‘I’m going to hell’. Yeah, me too. But it’s going to be great. Alternatively, can we get a Luigi and Bowser version, you know, for science?

No? Just me? Alright, fine.

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