Marry, screw or kill: the men of Resident Evil

I know the game is “Marry, Fuck or Kill,” but I wanted to keep the title clean. Just as much as I wanted to point out that playing this game was harder than I expected because a lot of secondary characters are packing heat in the looks department. Please feel free to sub out any and all characters in this list to fit your specific tastes and types. Hell, who knew there were so many hotties in the Resident Evil series?

You know the rules, right? “Marry, Fuck or Kill” – you’re provided with three people and you have to choose one to marry, one to fuck and one to kill. Of course, the one you kill is the one you find least attractive out of the three. However, that’s when things get difficult. The one you marry may not be the most attractive, but the one you think would be the best romantic partner. And the one you want to fuck may only use you as a one night stand!

So, here we go! Your choices are:

Chris Redfield – Leon Kennedy – Albert Wesker

Again, you can sub out any of these three choices with Barry Burton (Resident Evil 1, 3, 5, Rev2), Jack Krauser (Resident Evil 4), Jake Muller (Resident Evil 6), Josh Stone (Resident Evil 6) and Piers Nivans (Resident Evil 6).

If I go with the top three male characters in the series, as featured above, I’d go with them just like that – marry Chris, fuck Leon and kill Albert.

What about you?

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Michael Therkelsen

[He/Him] Michael was born and raised at the Jersey Shore and he loves love horror films, video games, hiking and cooking. He auditioned for American Idol in season 6 and worked as a vet tech before finally discovering his passion for writing. He has several short stories available for purchase on e-readers, and is obsessed with UFC, American Ninja Warrior and running half-marathons. With a wide area of interests and hobbies, he’s excited to help other people in the LGBT community discovery the world of gaming.

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